Democrats want investigation into surprise Senate primary winner

An investigation will be underway regarding the legitimacy of the South Carolina Democratic Senate primary winner. It turns out that the winner is a political novice named Alvin Greene, a 32 year old unemployed veteran. Everyone seems to think it a mystery how he won the primary.

Due to Mr. Greene’s past run-ins with the law and possible felony charges for “promoting obscenities” the South Carolina Democratic Party Chair has asked Greene to step down. However, Mr. Greene has no plans to bail out. According to Greene, he “is the best candidate for the United States Senate in the race.”

According to CNN.com, despite running zero ads, Greene toppled former state legislator Vic Rawl with almost 60 percent of the vote. Greene will face Republican Senator Jim DeMint in the general election if he is found to be a legitimate candidate.

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